I can’t have a conversation with a guy anymore without them saying something about my tits….grow up.

tyleroakley:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

Hey John. Do this.

(Source: diamante-envenenado, via andishouldhavekissedyou)

scareexorcist:

somethinghorrible:

starexorcist:

you forgot one

*screams* THAT REBLOG. THAT IS HOW I AM GOING TO LACE EVERY SINGE PAIR OF SHOES FROM NOW ON SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM

(Source: fatsuckingmosquitoes, via andishouldhavekissedyou)

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

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